Jaded Perspectives

The most beautiful ADULT woman in the series! Synopsis: Synopsis: Chapter Title: The plan is proceeding as scheduled. Hayate: Whoo! This is really Las Vegas ain't it? 2009 Las Vegas! (it's still 2006 in the timeline... I think) These breaking the 4th wall jokes are getting old. Nagi: -_- yearh. Aika: THE fuck is up with this competition? Even those that win don't win! Aika: Anywayz, if you came up here, then you just came here to witness mai victory! Hata really likes showing Nagi in that smug, talking with her back turned to you pose. Hayate and Nagi: Somehow, Aika just became really scary. Aika: (secretly assessing everyone's power levels over 9000... except Izumi) Aika: So if I can't beat Nagi, Hayate, Hinagiku, Izumi and Yukiji, I can't win this thing. So she decides to form an alliance with the weaker survivors of the school trip including Izumi and Kayura. Everyone: But Izumi is usless. Aika: S'awright, being useless has its advantag

Haha I've done it! It's a biased trailer, not a very honest one. In any case, just to make sure, I don't own Hayate nor any of the clips I've used here -- both official and fan-made ones... nor do I own any of the soundtracks used here, which are both from the Touhou games. Anyway, enjoy!

Speakin of Kenjiro Hata, looks like Ayumu received an upgrade... lookit dem Hatas... okay, bad pun. Synopsis: Terrorist Leader-San deduces that there's a "cowboy" operating alone. Ok... so Yukiji and Sonia have commandeered a radio communicator from one of the terrorists. Yukiji hatches some kind of weird scheme and calls the leader and identifies herself as Hayate Ayasaki, the strongest butler and that he wants to face the leader one on one on the 5th floor. Back to Hina and Hayate, they have a little discussion which basically boils down to: MUST HELP EVERYONE. Go to LOBBY. Hayaku! So while Mr. Leader is away, Yukiji and Sonia use this opportunity to PWN the terrorists left behind and free the hostages. Everyone's grateful for Sensei Yukiji for helping them out and Yukiji says that of course she'd help them... now everyone press your damn completers coz you totally owe me one! She deserved that. Suddenly, a wild Hina appears and smacks her from beh

Just trying something out. This is something I threw together real quickly in like an hour or less. Anyway, I plan to make a longer script or something with more content in it, but for now, enjoy!  

That's the way it's done, Hata! Synopsis: This chapter is all about indulging Nagi and finally showing her manga like Hata promised her. Anyway, she shows a new manga starring Britney called "Love Important." I can't make sense of the story at all. It's all about Britney from Magical Destroy who lives in a castle and then she encounters someone who looks like Maria who talks about peppers and then Britney sees a cursed laptop and talks about Katanas? Then she encounters someone who looks like Chiharu and they have a little conversation and the Chiharu character says that she likes Katanas and then Britney decides to make some vague yaoi reference Everyone else's faces look too long with the exception of Nagi Chiharu then smacks Nagi on the head and they have a little argument about the manga. Maria says that this was a pointless chapter, but Hayate says that such a story is also important. End of chapter. Hata sure loves those triangle lips.

She doesn't look too bad as an action girl, really. Synopsis: Athena and Ayumu remind us that they're still part of the story and watch Die Hard while Hayate and Hina have temporarily teamed up and speculate that Yukiji is using the terrorists to herd in the students and press their completers. Of course, Sonia and Yukiji are NOT behind the whole setup and it appears there really is a group of terrorists with a leader who looks like M. Bison (or Vega if you prefer) from Street Fighter who wants to overthrow the government or something. Anyway, Hayate gets into a scuffle with some of the terrorists and emerges victorious with more than a few bruises -- man, even Yukiji and Sonia did better. Anyway, the terrorists panic a bit coz one of their group was lost. Review: Well, this chapter came out fast but it is sorely lacking in Nagi... boo! Anyway, Die Hard references yeah! RHS didn't even give me a chance to so much as glance the raws this time around before this